Nebraskans, I am sure you have heard of the virus that has run amok over the world, threatening to forever alter life as we know it. However, you can rest assured that as your congressman I have been diligently monitoring this dangerous situation on your behalf, and today I am relieved and proud to tell you that scientists have the Y2K virus firmly under control.
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